Let's Go to the Movies

So, Bert and I went to see "Superman" last night. My purse was stocked with candy, and now I feel fat today, but that's not the point.

The point is the fart.

Yes, that's right, ladies and gents. While enjoying one of the best superhero movies I have ever seen, someone in the theater let one rip.

Twice.

Mind you, there was only like one child in the theater, and everyone laughed and laughed. I could.not.stop.laughing.

I mean, if it had been me, I wonder if I would have left, blamed it on Bert or just laughed. I really do not know. Once, I did fart in third grade in class. People started to make fun of me, and I just looked at them and said, "What?! I just dropped my book."

They totally believed me.

But the one in the movies last night could in no way be covered up. It was so loud that it was like a movie sound effect.

Anyway, far more entertaining than that was the actual movie. Giant thumbs up!